Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
