at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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