Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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