It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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