a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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