I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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