She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
