I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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