somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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