i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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