naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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