their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
