Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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