i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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