why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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