I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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