Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
When are your genitals available?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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