i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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