I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
