wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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