I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
smell my finger.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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