did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
