I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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