Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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