what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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