I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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