All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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