What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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