garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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