Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
