we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
