If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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