i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
