I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
