Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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