i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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