Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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