I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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