do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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