the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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