drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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