I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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