if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
you inspire me to be a worse person
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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