im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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