I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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