therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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