I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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