Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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