i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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