i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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