No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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