Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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