never play flip cup with pint glasses
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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