i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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