I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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