Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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