he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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