your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
